It all started with a very drunken night that marked the end of finals. Finals are very testing times especially when you have 6 of them to deal with. I really was super horny by my last final. I texted a few girls to go out literally during my last final since all I could think about like any other red-blooded testosterone filled male was SEX. As I handed in my final, I imagined what that night would bring. I was sure I'd be wasted, which was the case.
After receiving texts from two girls who I was least excited to meet downtown that night I decided to call some friends over to drink. One of my girl friends walked in with a huge bottle of Taaka in her hand (it's really cheap/hard vodka haha) and between the three of us I think we finished most of the bottle under a hour. It was a Monday night, but we decided to go downtown anyways cause we were pretty tipsy by then. Surprisingly it was one of the craziest nights I had had downtown in a while. Honestly, I dont even remember the amount my friends and I drank that night. By 1am I had lost all the two of my friends I had gone downtown with. In the meantime, I remember running into some girls I met through a study group earlier that day. Nobody too interesting though. Downtown was crazy crowded and I decided to take a cab back home with one of the random girls. At that point I had no intentions of hooking up with her really cause even when i was drunk she was probably a 6 and a half. LOL.
We were pretty close to campus and I was thinking of ways to bail on this chick, I know I'm a mean drunk. I apologize. Should I pretend to pass out? Should I say I have an early morning? It’s such an unbelievable Cliché/it was also the night when finals week ended which would have made it harder to believe than it already was. I need to get stuff done so we should hang out some other time? I’m too drunk to get it up? LOL. I’m gay? Never tried that haha. I have herpes? Ewww. I was running out of my thought processing ability cause of my super-drunken state.
I didn’t even remember her name by now! I heard a splash! I thought to myself please god let it have been her water breaking so I have to rush her to the hospital instead of having an awkward night of fugly sex.
Sadly it wasn’t. It was better. she had thrown up and we had reached her place. In short, we had to pay the cabguy a 100 bucks and get the fuck outa there. I held her up three flights of stairs and handed her to her roommate who was surprisingly hot. I was too tired by then after all the arguing with the cabbie and the finals of course. So I decided to go home. I think I was about 4 blocks away. On my way home, I got a call from my friend who said they had to leave cause my girlfriend got kicked out of a club cause she got into an argument with a bouncer. They were now waiting outside my place to party it up some more.It was almost four in the morning and we were really wasted by then. In my drunken stupor, I guess that urge to have sex started to come back again. So I decided to put up an ad on craigslist? (I know its lame but that’s all a straight guy can do discreetly.) I got quite a few replies surprisingly. But one guy seemed to be hot. I guess cause he was the closest… Haha. My friends had left by then and I nervously awaited a reply.
Beep beep went the ‘you’ve got mail’ sign on my screen. He wanted to meet me.
We decided to meet up at the corner of horny and drunk and walk to his dorm. I don’t even remember what we talked about but I DO remember him having a very hot accent. I’m a sucker for accents. Let’s just say any and all accents turn me on. He was Australian. Yummmm. I shall call him Aussielicious, Yes! like the blog.
So after quite the walk (that I cannot recollect) we got to his dorm room. He had an Australian flag on the wall. And not to forget a single bed. That was a first. So was me messing around with an Australian.
He took off his shirt. He truly was aussielicious. Aussie was 6’1” had a six pack not muscular but pretty lean. Just what I had been wanting for a while.
Droooool Here's a real picture of his bod
So where was I? Yes he took off his shirt. He was blonde and very cute. I took mine off and saw quite the naughty smirk on his face. I was ready to pounce on him. But I decided to act less drunk and more sane. He got a beer out of his fridge and offered me one. After a few gulps, we started making out as we sat on his single bed. We were both pretty sloppy. He put his hand down my pants and started tuggin on my cock. The precum was oozing out of his shaft too. As soon as we took off each others pants, he pushed me in the missionary position. He started to lick my Ahole. apparently that’s called “rimming.” It was something new. He then started licking my balls and then gave me some mean head. I was trying not to be too loud as far as I can remember.
I switched him places and started to blow him as well. He had a perfect 9incher. BY FAR THE HOTTEST GUY I HAVE MESSED AROUND WITH. After much sucking back and forth, he pulled out a condom and wanted to fuck me. He put it on………….and tried to get me to fuck. But I think I said no and put one on myself. He had said he was “vers” couldn't understand him but I remembering laughing. I do stupid things when I’m drunk. I know its versatile but I couldn’t understand anything then.
I turned off the lights and started to play rough. It was awesome. I know he liked it cause he was moaning by then. He jacked off while I put my cock in his ass. He squealed like any other girl. It was painful. I could tell.
P.S. So far I have fucked three guys. That’s all. Honestly I probably fucked him cause I was that drunk but I usually hate doing more than just getting and giving a great tug and some mean head.........But it did feel good.
I wanted more but he could not take it any longer so I pulled out of him and started to jerk on his chest. He pushed me away before I could come and started to jerk on me. He came on my chest.I felt awkward jerking any longer so I stopped. I never came that night. That’s the only sad part of the night.
He asked me to sleepover and we spooned all two hours of the morning that was left. I got my stuff and left in the morning.
Now I’m back at school wanting more.
Who wants to play? xx
